As a boy Christmas was always my favorite season. My mom would bake all these different pies…57 in one especially caffeinated December...strudels, flans, apple, pecan, chocolate pies, you name it! Their aroma would inundate the house.  

I’m outraged, yes outraged at this heinous crime that has shocked our country.  I assume that by now everyone and their pussy has seen Chad Michael Morrisette’s Halloween display of a Sara Palin life size doll dressed in a red suit and hanging by a noose from his house’s roof in WEHO. 

I’m happy to report that in its inaugural weekend it only took me 7 hours to see the Sex and the City flick. 

In this sardonic review of a recent local press awards program he attended, GaySoFla writer G.P. Harris bemoans the apparent extinction of dignity and class that has occurred within the LGBT community. “VIPs to the front and all you proletariats just cool your heels out front for a bit.”